Fuck off, Jesus!

May 14

Anonymous asked: you are just as at fault as these "jesus followers" that you mock. you made an entire TUMBLR dedicated to your hatred for jesus. everyone has their own opinions, but why would you go so far as to make an account like this and ridicule people for believing in something? has it ever occured to you that maybe, just maybe, you could be hurting people by publicly scorning their religion?

I do it for the lolz. You do it for the butthurt. 

May 11

Holy shit, Jesus!

Holy shit, Jesus!

Apr 06

Happy easter, bitches!

Happy easter, bitches!

Mar 22

Fuck off, Jesus!

Fuck off, Jesus!

Anonymous asked: If you really think about it though, has Jesus actually ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Checkmate, Christianity.

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can, bitch!

Mar 11

Anonymous asked: Dear God, I lift up my brother/sister to You tonight O Lord. He/She runs the blog "fuckoffjesus", but I know that You still love. I pray that Your unconditional love may shine into the heart of this blog owner, and penetrate into the depths of his/her soul. I believe in the power of the gospel O Lord. Please be with the blog owner in all his/her current struggles/worries. Watch over us all Lord. Thank You so much for your grace Father God. In Jesus Christ's name I pray, Amen.

Why do you people talk so weird?! Stop that, srsly creepy

Jesus.

timcomrie asked: I just asked if you'd grown up around Christian doctrine but fuck it- my names Tim Comrie and I hate Jesus; he's a dead douchebag.

Yes. I grew up in a Catholic family where the word atheist meant having anal sex with the devil. It may not seem, but this blog is basically a channel where I release all the tension of living in a country where the minds are stunted by religion.

Mar 05

Christ punch! *PEW*

Christ punch! *PEW*

Feb 21

May god hear our prayers.

May god hear our prayers.

Feb 18

Anonymous asked: If God loved Jebus so much then why does he always get drawn with a paedophile's beard. Come on God, use some cool magic on the artists and get them to draw him with a cool goatee.

Yeah mayne, you feel me… i mean… what about the beard mayne…

Feb 07

Didn’t think so…

Didn’t think so…

Anonymous asked: I feel sorry for you.. Don't think i was a christian all my life, i was an aethist. But now atleast i know what's true. Try to find out the truth bro. :)

Can you tell me what is this “truth”?

Feb 05

Anonymous asked: Sometimes I wonder if some people were born without respect, a conscience, and morals, or if they know what is right and they just chose to ignore it. I am pretty sure you know what you are doing is really wrong, stupid, and disrespectful.

Sometimes I wonder if some people were born without a brain.

Jan 30

o-w-n-the-n-i-g-h-t asked: Hi I would love to help you get to know my lord and savior, Jesus Christ. He can do so many amazing things! I have some great experiences I could share with you. Please let me know if you have a moment. Thank you.

Now you gonna tell everybody about last night? Hey, keep our experiences private, ok?

Love, Jesus.

Call me.

Jan 29

Sorry bro.

Sorry bro.